Mirabile Dictu

In the latest startling development in the vicious attack on Liz' arm by a rogue Portuguese Man of War at Midway Atoll, the face of Jesus has allegedly appeared in the nematocyst-swollen welts on her forearm. Pilgrims from throughout the Pacific Rim are allegedly said to be converging on Maui this week for a chance to pray before Liz' appendage. Bidding has allegedly already begun on eBay for the rights to purchase Liz' radius and ulna upon her demise to be distributed in the international religious relic trade.

Asked for her reaction, Liz immediately responded,

When the Man of War's tentacles touched my arm and the stinging cells fired into my flesh, little did I know that it would touch my heart as well.

Allegedly.