Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Blame It On Brian


With my back in full hurt mode, I'm passing the torch of exciting conservation travel (and colorful travelogue) on to my esteemed boss and friend Brian Huse. Brian is a guest speaker this week in Porto Alegre, Brazil (Google it) for the Destinations 2006 Conference dedicated to sustainable tourism. Brian is presenting our work on coral conservation and marine recreation standards development along the Mesoamerican Barrier Reef (Google it). I begged him to email a bit of the flavor of the field. To wit:

Hey guys,
Of course, when arriving in a new country, one looks for the local color, customs, and unique attributes that define "place." Often there will be one feature so pervasive that it almost becomes syonymous with that place - London = fog; Australia = beer; France = berets, you get the idea. While I have only been here less than 24 hours, I believe that southern Brazil = meat. On the way from the airport, I counted 15 MacDonalds. I now find out that Brazilians eat more hamburgers than the US. When a fellow from Panama suggested dinner last night, we were directed to the nearby churrascuria. Of course. Within 2 hours of landing in the country, I proceeded to consume roughly 6 head of cattle before realizing that it would not stop until I turned a little card over. The menu of the hotel restaurant proves little different, the ratio of meat items to non meat is precisely 5 to 1, excluding drinks. But I think if they found a way to infuse beef into the matte...


Porto Alegre is very familiar, feeling quite bit like San Francisco with hills, similar skyline, its being situated on the water, and - at least today - rain. The areas around the hotel are very clean, but the evidence of poverty is prevalent. On the outskirts of the city is a large delta like region with extensive rice fields cut through with canals and rivers. On one canal will be a shanty town of dilapidated shacks and refuse piles, where the next will boast three story mansions with boats docks. There seems to be no in between once you leave the city proper. One curious feature that stands out is the number of locksmiths. In addition to storefronts, many street corners have plywood huts just to meet your need for making spare sets of keys. The city is inhabited by no less than 5 million, but how many keys do you need?


The big buzz early on here was the last minute participation of President Lula at the opening ceremony. There was a rush to get security clearances for those lucky few who were invited to the real ceremony - as opposed to the closed circuit tv virtual ceremony. It was never clear whether I was counted in the lucky few, and I began a series of inquiries. Soon word came back that, YES, I am to have cocktails with Lula and, by the way, you need a coat and tie. My mad scramble to find a tie was averted, however. Lula had abruptly sent his apologies, and perhaps he might show up later.

At noon today the conference facility was no where near ready, so this evening ought to be interesting. Now must prepare for my talk tomorrow - you never know, Lula might show up.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

When Good Discs Turn Bad


After several weeks of pain, bed rest, pain, x rays, lost work days, MRI's, pain, refills on prescription pain killers, and still more pain, I finally have at least a provisional diagnosis. And the new info brings me no great sense of relief. Seems I have what is called Lumbar Spinal Stenosis, or a narrowing of the canal in which the spinal cord passes. Due to loss of disc height in my lumbar vertebrae, my discs are getting squished and putting pressure on nerves both inside and outside of the canal. Or at least this is what I think is going on since it changes depending on who is explaining the whole thing to me on any given day.

Regardless of what caused it, bottom line is it doesn't seem to go away on it's own. So it becomes a managed condition through physical therapy and the assorted anti-inflammation drugs. If the conservative treatment brings no relief, there's always surgery which is about as appealing an idea as another long plane ride to Singapore right now. To be honest, the whole thing makes me feel old, defeated, and somewhat angry. Mostly, I'm pissed at these lame disks that couldn't handle the evolutionary challenge of upright walking. I've been scheduled to have a consult with a neurosurgeon (even the name makes me cringe) to determine the urgency for cutting open my back. In the mean time, I'm resisting the temptation of starting a new blog that allows me to vent my spleen on the joys of navigating the health care system. All I can say is do your homework when you are healthy regarding your health care provider including how well your primary care doctor is networked.