Friday, January 30, 2009

Sign Of The Times

While a No Touch policy is the best way to enjoy diving on a coral reef (safest for reef life and for you), sometimes more emphatic action is needed.

Case in point, the recent sightings of Lionfish along the Belize section of the Mesoamerican Barrier Reef.

Witness the mug shot in the above poster for the invasive Lionfish (Pterois volitans/miles) in signage being distributed to dive shops throughout Belize. Efforts to catch and destroy the Lionfish are being encouraged and conservation organizations such as The Nature Conservancy have mounted an educational campaign to alert residents about the perils of invasive species. If allowed to become widespread, Lionfish in the Caribbean can cause significant and costly declines in native fish and lobster populations.

Impacts can mean less fishery products and reduction in overall reef health and diversity. Divers are being advised to capture any Lionfish they see by using a net or coaxing it into a bag. As incentives, cash rewards are being offered for specimens collected. If capture is not possible, reporting the sighting and its location to dive shops is the next best thing!

I know this all sounds grisly and apparently counter to biodiversity conservation objectives. After all, it's now the conservation NGOs encouraging divers to hunt and kill a beautiful species. But if left unchecked, Lionfish in the Caribbean have the potential to shift the ecological stability of reef systems and can quickly spell the demise of important local food fish and invertebrates.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

US Senate Passes Lautenberg Measure on Ocean Acidification

Legislation authored by Sen. Frank R. Lautenberg (D–NJ) to focus research on rising ocean acidity passed the Senate last week. Sen. Lautenberg's bill, the Federal Ocean Acidification Research and Monitoring Act of 2007 (FOARAM), would require a committee of federal agencies led by NOAA to coordinate research and monitoring of acidification of our oceans, develop a national plan to assess the environmental and economic impacts, and recommend solutions. The measure would also establish an ocean acidification program in NOAA.

The legislation just approved by the Senate is based on a bill from last Congress sponsored by Sen. Lautenberg and Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-WA), and is co-sponsored by Sens. Olympia Snowe (R-ME), John Kerry (D-MA), Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Bill Nelson (D-FL) and Barbara Boxer (D-CA).

The measure now heads to the House of Representatives for consideration.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nautilus Cares?

The PR motto plastered across Nautilus Minerals website recently is Nautilus Cares. But you wouldn't know it from how they are treating local Papua New Guinea stakeholders.

Last Wednesday, January 21, nearly 100 community leaders from the entire maritime region (coastal and offshore islands) of Madang Province, Papua New Guinea, gathered in the town of Madang to participate in a seafloor mining warden’s meeting scheduled by Nautilus Minerals. Getting this many local PNG stakeholders together for a meeting, many of whom still live subsistence-based lives, is no small feat. So you might imagine that it came as both a shock and frustration to find that no mining warden, no government officer, and no representatives for Nautilus Minerals showed up to meet the gathered community leaders and other local stakeholders.

A notice was apparently posted that morning (at the provincial government notice board, not at the provincial headquarters where the meeting was to be held) that a new meeting would be held on Tuesday, January 27.

So what do nearly 100 angry PNG stakeholders do after getting the brush off by Nautilus Minerals and the PNG government? They hold an impromptu press conference.

Community leaders convened a press conference right there in a car park at the provincial headquarters and demanded that the postponed mining warden’s hearing happen at a time set and decided by the PNG people, not Nautilus Minerals.

The PNG community leaders managed to get a representative from Madang’s mining office to attend the press conference. He agreed to convey to the Mineral Resources Authority (the PNG government's mining authority) and Nautilus Minerals that future warden’s hearings will have to happen at a time convenient to and agreed upon by the stakeholders.

The leaders demanded that the Mineral Resources Authority and Nautilus Minerals consider reimbursing transport fares for all community leaders present. A list was assembled which will be submitted to the Mineral Resources Authority along with a bill for reimbursement at the postponed warden’s hearing. Adding to more frustration was that fact that the PNG people had to fly in Dr Brian Brunton (a lawyer representing/advising stakeholder interests) from the capital city of Port Moresby. The postponement of the warden’s hearing means that local stakeholders will have to dig deeper into their pockets to fly him back.

Many related issues were voiced at the press conference, such as the affirmation that the marine environment and natural resources of PNG are an extremely important life-source for the Madang maritime/coastal peoples.

Two media personnel present to cover all the action at the press conference were Patrick Matbob (Divine Word University’s School of Journalism) and Rosalyn Evara (Madang-based free lance journalist and feature writer). There was also video documentation of the entire event.

Some community/peoples groups represented were, Madang Pipols Forum, Bismarck Solomon Seas Indigenous Peoples Council, Madang Lagoon Association, Idawad Association, Bogia Cooperative Society, Ramu River Resource Conservation and Management Authority, North Coast, Far North Coast, Mum Community Development Authority, Gildipasi Plening Komiti, Manam Islanders, Karkar Islanders, Bagabag Islanders, Long Islanders, Madang Coast, Astrolabe Bay & Rai Coast. There was presence also from the Madang Civil Society Organisations Forum (MCSOF), WWF’s Madang office, Coral Reef Alliance, and the Bismarck Ramu Group.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Apropos Of Nothing

Perhaps you don't dig on the swine, but that's no excuse to not waste valuable hours of productivity by dropping a nice, crisp slice of bacon onto any web page of your choosing.

Just paste any URL at the end of http://bacolicio.us/ and voila, it instantly becomes bacolicious.

Have fun! Extra points for irony:


Hat tip to Anja for the bacon.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!

Tonight, January 25, 2009, marks the 250th anniversary of the birth of the great bard of Scotland, Robert Burns. Burns Night is an institution in Scotland that honors the life and works of the poet through much eating, singing, and (most importantly) drinking of copious quantities of single malt scotch.

I'll be hoping to drop by The Edinburgh Castle here in San Francisco to hear some pipes, down a swift pint of Belhaven Scottish Ale and lift a wee dram (or two) of Laphroaig in honor of the man.

And yes, there's likely to be haggis involved somewhere in the evening's festivities. I first sampled authentic Scottish haggis many years ago during a Highlands roadtrip with a friend. We were in the seaside town of Oban and stumbling back to the B&B after last call at the pub. Profoundly drunk from too many free pints offered by friendly, boisterous Scots, we decided to try and soak-up some alcohol before bed with a stop at the corner chip shop.

However, this being the Scottish Highlands we discovered that haggis & chips was on the menu. Call it Scottish pride or drunken foolishness, but we both ordered haggis (to go) and bolted from the store out to the cobblestone beach just across the street. Nearly falling several times over wet seaweed, we found a suitable spot upon which we spread out our feast.

The haggis was a long, kielbasa-sized length of deep-fried heaven. We didn't dwell on the fact that we were eating blood, heart, liver, and lungs stuffed into a pig's intestines. It didn't matter that the haggis had the internal consistency of oatmeal. Nor that the molten sausage interior blistered the lining of our mouths.

We were on a Scottish beach, in the Scottish Highlands, delightfully drunk on Scottish ale, and eating the food of the immortal Scottish bard.

May your Burns Night be as memorable!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Expensive Art Imitates Life

Got a spare $650 tucked away under the mattress? Then you might consider this lovely BioBangle from Raven's Clay Studios in Massachusetts.

Clearly, the inspiration for this pricey bauble was a Greater Blue-Ringed octopus (Hapalochlaena lunulata), one of the three (or four) species of Blue-Ringed octopus. Unlike it's relatives that are found only in Australian waters, the Greater Blue-Ringed spans the tropical western Pacific Ocean.

While the Greater Blue-Ringed octopus is a living jewel all on its own, it's probably best not to get it anywhere near your wrist. The diminutive octopus species is highly venomous. The major neurotoxin component of Blue-Ringed octopus venom is identical to tetrodotoxin, a neurotoxin which is also found in pufferfish and cone snails. Tetrodotoxin blocks sodium channels, causing motor paralysis and sometimes respiratory arrest leading to cardiac arrest due to a lack of oxygen. The toxin is created by bacteria in the salivary glands of the octopus.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Another Invasive Lionfish Confirmed In Belize

While there have been previous Lionfish (Pterois volitans/miles) sightings in Belize, no sightings have been confirmed further south than Turneffe Atoll. Until yesterday.

I just received this image (above) of the first confirmed report of a lionfish sighting at Glovers Reef, Belize. The sighting was documented and photographed on January 21 at 3:30 PM by Kitty Katzenberger from Isla Marisol at a dive site called Midway, half way between Southwest Caye and Middle Caye on the east side of Glovers. Approximate location is 16.35 N and 87.78 W. The fish was 5-6 inches long and was sighted just at the drop off at about 50 feet. According to Kitty her efforts to capture the lionfish were unsuccessful and it is still roaming the reefs out there.

This is the third reported sighting of Lionfish in Belize. Looks like it's time to break out the fish nets!

Check out some of my previous ruminations on the ecological implications of the expansion of invasive Lionfish in the Caribbean.

Science Online 09: The Cylon Dilemma

So far I haven't seen anyone fess-up to this bit of the Science Online 09 science blogging conference, so I feel compelled to report back on my favorite display of mass geekery from the entire event.

Friday, January 16, was the arrival day for most of the conference attendees. It also happened to be the day that SciFi Channel was premiering the first episode of the final season of Battlestar Galactica. I know this not because I am a regular viewer of the re-imagined series. Honestly, it's not because I dislike the show--the episodes I've caught (mostly season 1) were smart, stylish, the new Cylon's are fierce-looking, and let's face it, Jamie Bamber is smokin' hot. But I can't seem to stay awake past 9:30 PM nor find the discipline to string two consecutive episodes together.

Anyway, I knew about the final season premier because several blogging colleagues (who shall remain nameless) who were planning to attend the conference had remarked that we absolutely must take a break from the important business of drinking on Friday night in order to watch Battlestar. Apparently in the Friday premier, a cliffhanger from last season--the identity of the last Cylon infiltrator--would be revealed.

Well, that was the plan. The Radisson Hotel in Research Triangle Park, our lodging for the conference, had Sleep Number beds. It had a well stocked bar, featuring tall frosted pilsner glasses of Blue Moon Belgian Wheat Ale. It even had free DSL. But alas, the SciFi Channel was not to be found on any channel.

FRAK!

When I arrived late Friday night because of a Houston flight snarl, instead of being regaled with talk of what Number Six wasn't wearing, whether Edward James Olmos cracked a smile yet, or the identity of the last Cylon, I found a relatively deserted bar (apparently the ocean bloggers were making too much noise) and many disappointed Battlestar fans.

The next two days consisted of building anticipation from sci-fi fans looking forward to watching the season premier once they got home, along with a proportional volume of not-so-veiled threats levied against anyone brazen enough to spoil the plot. I was unequivocally shushed on Saturday night when I dared to just mention the name of the show during a conversation! I'm not going to go so far as to suggest I feared for my life, but let's just say I considered smashing my beer glass against the bar and brandishing the jagged shiv while backing my way towards the exit.

I love that sort of fervor when it comes to sci-fi fandom. As an ardent Doctor Who geek ever since I watched the third incarnation of the Doctor (John Pertwee) in the early 70's to the building anticipation for the eleventh Doctor, I know the feeling of total immersion in a genre. I'll grant that bio-mimetic Cylon clones and Capt. Lee Adama walking around in a towel are a lot more compelling and hip than a sonic screwdriver and Davros. But whatever your sci-fi flavor, it's remarkable to observe how it not only taps into our imaginations, but our emotions as well.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Inauguration From Space

Perhaps you've already seen this on CNN, but head here to check out an amazing composite image of The Mall from this morning's Presidential Inauguration.

You can zoom in and out and pan across The Mall from the Lincoln Memorial to the Capital Building. If you look hard, you might see Karen James, Angelo Villagomez, or Jennifer Jacquet who all witnessed and participated in history.



Monday, January 19, 2009

"The Worst I Have Ever Seen"

I just received a tragic report from our Belize field staff that on Wednesday evening, Jan 14, the Netherlands-registered cargo ship Westerhaven ran aground on the barrier reef near Caye Glory on the evening of Wednesday, Jan 13. The ship was on its way from Belize City to a port in Guatemala when it ran aground on a section of the reef off Caye Glory. The point of grounding is 32 miles southeast of Belize City, 15 miles south of English Caye and just east of the southern end of Southern Long Caye, just inside the reef.

The ship leveled a section of healthy coral reef some 100 meters long by 100 meters wide (119.6 square yards long by 119.6 square yards wide), destroying a total estimated area of over 10,000 square meters (approximately 11,959.9 square yards).

These pictures of the ship still aground on the reef and the rubble and scars gouged into the reef platform were taken by Gieri Palacio, a Belezian who worked with the shipʼs owners when they conducted their initial assessments on Friday and Saturday.





My colleague Dr. Melanie McField, Coordinator of the Healthy Reefs for Healthy People Initiative, visited the site of the freighter grounding and is reported in the online Belize news service Amandala as saying “This is by far the worst I have ever seen. I’ve never seen anything like this. It is unbelievable… The reef has been completely leveled, basically from the stern to (the aft of) the boat"

Despite the staggering damage, McField feels optimistic about salvaging some of the coral colonies that were overturned or dislodged as a result of the grounding.

On Sunday the Westerhaven was removed from the barrier reef near Caye Glory and today a team from the Belize Ministry of Fisheries and the Department of the Environment and Development conducted an assessment at the grounding site. Dr. Melanie McField and Armeid Thompson from Healthy Reefs Initiative assisted the Fisheries Department and DOE. They plan to return to the site to cement any displaced coral colonies that can be salvaged.

From a solely economic perspective, Dr McField commented on a Belize message board that each square meter of Belize' reef is worth approximately US$2,000 in direct economic benefits such as storm protection, tourism, and fishing. Extrapolating that figure to the 10,000 meters of reef damaged or destroyed by the ship and that's an approximate US$20 million in losses to the Belize economy.

Got Your "O Face" Ready?

I'm talking about Obama, pervs! The name that's on everyone's lips around the world. History will be made in less than 15 hours! Everyone who is anyone is getting their O Face warmed up for a morning full of cheering. I know I'll be cheering at the TV screen.

Seems you can't turn around without catching someone wearing their inaugural O Face. Take for instance:

Pop Singer Rhianna

The Donald

John McCain

Tina Fey

John Mayer

The Secretary of State, Elect

Some Guy in an Office

George W Bush

A Red Sox Fan

Even the Vice President (well, almost)

Is He Gone Yet?

I know there's been a lot of effort to give praise where praise is due regarding the Blue Legacy of President George W Bush. After all, through his pen we now have the Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument, the Marianas Trench Marine National Monument, the Pacific Remote Islands Marine National Monuments, and the Rose Atoll Marine National Monument. Whether through his own interests or through those of his personal advisers, we now have paper protection (a start) of these biologically significant waters.

But the scales don't balance well for me when considering our national response to 9-11, our illegal war based on alleged and unfounded weapons of mass destruction, treating the US Constitution as an obstacle to national defense, shock and awe, warrantless surveillance and searches, Abu Ghraib, the Katrina response, Brownie, you're doin' a helluva job, Mission Accomplished, eight years of Cheney's smug arrogance, Valerie Plame, John Yoo's twisting of the Geneva Convention to allow for torture, all of this under the watch of one of the most anti-intellectual buffoons who debased the office practically at every turn.

Enough with the fanfare and tradition. Pull-up the U-Haul to the West Wing doors and let's have done with it. And as far as Presidential encomium's are concerned, I say all we need do is perform a selective search-and-replace on the closing lines from Hunter S Thompson's now classing eulogy to Richard Nixon.
He has poisoned our water forever. Bush will be remembered as a classic case of a man shitting in his own nest. But he also shit in our nests, and that was the crime that history will burn on his memory like a brand. By disgracing and degrading the Presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Bush broke the heart of the American Dream.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Science Online 09: In Praise Of Connections

That's Kevin Zelnio and GrrlScientist in the above photo (sorry for the poor quality but I snatched the image from my tiny video cam) as they co-facilitated the Sunday morning session, Nature Blogging, here at the Science Online 09 science blogging conference. The conference is already a wrap, and since I'm stuck at the Raleigh-Durham airport for the next four hours I thought I'd try to capture some initial reflections.

I'll have more to say about a few of the sessions as well as overarching themes and cross-cutting that emerged, but I wanted to focus first on the whole reason I attend this conference in the first place: the people.

For the second year in a row, this conference has kicked my ass. There's just not enough time in two days to attend every session I'd like or engage in all the sidebars I'd like with other science bloggers. And of course, I can't get enough time with my fellow ocean bloggers. It was terrific to finally meet Mark Powell and Miriam Goldstein for the first time. For the record, Mark has this über zen-like tranquil aura about him, I can actually feel my blood-pressure lowering just by standing next to him. In contrast, imagine somehow containing the zeal and energy of about 40 schoolgirls packed into a wonderfully sarcastic east-coast transplant, and you get a sense of Miriam's contagious enthusiasm for science communication.

Rounding-out the ocean blogger love-fest was the opportunity to hang with Kevin Zelnio (he of the indestructible liver), Jason Robertshaw (he of the bottomless technological acumen), and honorary ocean blogger Karen James (she of the much prized bag of Darwin swag). Bonus points was the opportunity to meet Southern Fried Scientist. If Sylvia Earle and Andrew Dice Clay produced a love child, it would be Southern Fried Scientist. I've said this before, but we may need to consider forming a splinter blogging conference dedicated just to the ocean, if for no better reason than to fit more drinking time in with these friends.

Thanks Bora and Anton for once again creating a venue for bringing people together!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Science Online 09: The Limitations Of Iconography

While I'm sitting here stranded in Houston, I thought I'd comment on something that has caught my eye regarding the Science Online 09 science blogging conference logo as well as other related icons that are being used to represent (at least to the public, media, etc) who science bloggers are and what presumably we are writing about.

For instance, the 2009 conference uses an icon of a ball-and-stick molecular model that I remember all too well from my organic chemistry days:

The 2008 and 2007 Science Blogging Conferences employed the icon of an Erlenmeyer flask holding an unidentified blue liquid:

But there were also iterations of the flask that showed green-colored contents bubbling:

In The Open Laboratory anthologies, the print compendium of the best writing on science blogs, a highly stylized (and beautiful) double helix serves as the sign that herein can be found science writing:

And finally, looking across to the UK, the 2008 Science Blogging meeting in London combined elements from the Underground route map iconography with Nature Network's ball-and-stick logo:

Of course no single logo can fully serve every aspect, discipline, and sub-discipline of science. But I have to wonder if we are doing ourselves any favor in perpetuating a stereotype of science as bubbling glassware, molecular models, or other reductionist iconography.

There's been a recent stir here and there across the science blogs of late asking, "What is science?". Both Greg and PZ have already mentioned how visitors to some science blogs are dismayed at what they consider to be a dearth of "real science" writing. As if we live in 24-7 science presentation/education mode.

But perhaps we might do ourselves a favor by stretching outside of the chemistry/molecule frame that seems to be a default comfort zone.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Science Online 09: A Field Guide

Barring any attempts by bloodthirsty birds to take down my plane, I expect to arrive safe and sound late tomorrow afternoon in Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina for the Science Online 09 science blogging conference. This is my second year attending the annual conference and I'm excited to reconnect with blogging friends as well as connect new fleshy faces to the sterile pixel names I've been interacting with online over the years.

Many conference attendees may be unfamiliar with some of my science blogging colleagues, so I've whipped together a quick facebook to help find your way through the gathered masses. Feel free to print out the following and use as a field guide to science bloggers:

First and foremost, Bora--aka Coturnix--one-half of the inspiration and energy behind making this conference a reality, should be easy to locate:

I'm looking forward to meeting some of my favorite ocean bloggers for the very first time. Front and center is Mark Powell, mastermind behind Blogfish and the Carnival of the Blue. He'll also be co-presenter for the Sunday panel discussion, Hey, You Can't Say That!:

Then there's Miriam Goldstein, author of the ocean science blog The Oyster's Garter who will be co-leading an informal sea-shanty singalong at the Radisson hotel bar:

Power blogger Greg Laden of the eponymously named Greg Laden's Blog, is actually the nom de plume of Enid Von Tussel, an independently wealthy, Minnesota home-maker with close family ties to the General Mills food product company. Enid, er, Greg will also be co-presenter for Hey, You Can't Say That!:

Look for Kevin Zelnio, scientist/musician and 1/3 of the excellence at Deep Sea News, near the coffee urns in the morning. Kevin will need the caffeine for his Saturday panel discussion, Blogging Adventure: How to Post from Strange Locations and Sunday session with GrrlScientist, Nature Blogging:

Another ocean blogger I look forward to reconnecting with is Cephalopodcast's Jason Robertshaw, seen here at work as marine educator at Mote Marine Lab:

Sadly, the downward spiraling economy and the growing demands for reaping the souls of the damned have forced PZ (seen below in his work clothes) to bow-out of the conference. We'll miss you! But I thought it was better to rule in hell, PZ:

Karen James of The Beagle Project Blog will be crossing the Atlantic to join the fun at Science Online 09. Prior to her work on The Beagle Project, Karen was lead scientist on The Afghan Hound Project (as seen in her publicity shot below). Karen will be co-presenter on two blogging panels, Hey, You Can't Say That! and Blogging Adventure: How to Post from Strange Locations:

Well, I must get packing. See you all at the conference in just a few short hours. Oh, and if you're looking for yours truly, I'll be hanging with the above distinguished cohort, chilling at the Radisson bar, or both. You can't miss me, I'll be wearing my lucky headband:

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Deep Sea News: Best Iteration Evah!

Those scientists over at Deep Sea News--Capt. Craig McClain, First Mate Peter Etnoyer, and boatswain Kevin Zelnio) have gone and reinvented themselves yet again. Yes, Deep Sea News is the Madonna of ocean science blogs. But unlike the Material Girl, DSN keeps getting better.

Head over to their brand spanking new blog (with their very own domain name!) and give them a look-see. And be sure to reset your bookmarks to the new site.

Homosexuwhales


Watching Humpback whales breaching in Maui, Hawaii? Fabulous. Watching it all aboard a boat full of scantily clad gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered whalewatchers? Absolutely Fabulous!

As a favor to my GLBT friends on the Island of Maui, I thought I'd help spread the word on what sounds like a fun opportunity during Humpback whale (Megaptera novaeangliae) season. If you are on Maui later this month or February, you can experience the amazing spectacle of Humpback whale behavior on board Maui's only gay whale watch excursion. You don't have to be a card-carrying homosexual to join the scene, but I bet it won't just be the whales that are getting checked-out!

This popular event sells out fast so plan accordingly as boat space is limited. Boats will depart Ma'alaea Harbor at 1:00 PM. There are 3 trips planned thus far: January 25th, February 8th and February 22nd. Go here for more info and to purchase tickets. And best of all, proceeds for the whale watch will benefit Both Sides Now, a gay and lesbian support organization on Maui.

By the way, if you need a great, gay friendly place to stay on Maui, I completely recommend you stay with my friends at the Maui Sunseeker in Kihei. They are located right across the street from the beach, just a walk from the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, and are the nicest hosts on Maui. Tell them Rick sent you.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Yeah, But What About The Beer?

The Queensland state government in Australia announced today that it was accepting online applications for "the best job in the world."

In return for strolling the white sandy beaches of Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, snorkeling the reef, taking care of "a few minor tasks" -- and reporting to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates--the government of Queensland will pay you 150,000 Australian dollars (US$105,000) and include free airfare, and rent-free lodging in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy.

Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.

Sound enticing? Well Hamilton Island isn't quite the Cast Away island made famous by Tom Hanks. Hamilton Island is already a luxury resort development.

Still interested? Then apply here.

Bora, I think it's time you took a sabbatical. This one has your name written all over it.

Monday, January 12, 2009

That's A Moray Monday: The De gustibus non est disputandum Edition

When you spend more than a year writing a recurring online blog feature dedicated to moray eels, you've got to expect eventually finding other moray fans. In my case, I've been lucky to have readers who send me photos of moray eels they've seen while traveling. But perhaps not the kind of photos you might initially expect.

For instance, here are a few images of moray eels spotted by one reader on a trip to Cebu, Philippines:



Then there's this shot from Manila, Philippines:


Another reader sent this image from Senegal:


And finally this image sent in by a visitor to Portugal:


That's right, one man's Moray Monday is another man's Monday moray dinner.

In many places where moray's occur, moray flesh is not consumed due to the potential hazard of ciguatera poisoning. Ciguatoxin is commonly found concentrated in the muscle tissue of predator species near the top of the food chain in tropical waters, such as barracudas, snapper, moray eels, parrotfishes, groupers, triggerfishes and amberjacks. Symptoms of ciguatera poisoning involve gastrointestinal symptoms including nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea usually followed by neurological symptoms such as headaches, muscle aches, tingling extremities, numbness, disorientation, and hallucinations. Severe cases of ciguatera can also result in cold allodynia, which is a burning sensation on contact with cold (commonly incorrectly referred to as reversal of hot/cold temperature sensation).

As you might expect, run-ins with ciguatera poisoning are generally avoided by limiting or eliminating certain high trophic level tropical fish from your diet. Easier said than done in tropical destinations where protein is already scarce. Fortunately, local communities have learned through experience the seasons of the year when ciguatera threats are more likely for certain species of fish.

But all the images of morays in fish markets around the world got me wondering: When and how did moray eels first appear on the menu? Was it an utter act of desperation, grinding hunger, or a dare that resulted in that first moray meal? How far back does the recorded history of moray eel cuisine stretch? Surprisingly, quite far.

I've been recently enjoying a fascinating book, Around the Roman Table: Food and Feasting in Ancient Rome, by Patrick Faas and translated by Shaun Whiteside. If you're a foodie with an interest in history, this is a must read. It's part sweeping historical narrative, mixed liberally with ancient Roman recipes. Though I suspect you may have some difficulty shopping for some of the ingredients (anyone know if Trader Joe's sells unfiltered vinegar from the vineyards of Gaul?)

Despite the somewhat challenging shopping list, Around the Roman Table provides a literary freak show of some extreme eating throughout the Roman Empire. And apparently, moray eels were good eats.

In his Naturalis Historia written circa AD 77, Roman author and naturalist Pliny the Elder recorded some of the first culinary experiments with moray eels,
"The first to develop a special pond for the moray was Gaius Hirrius, who supplied six thousand morays for Caesar's banquets.

This was the beginning of our love for this unique fish. In Baculo, the orator Hortensius had a pond containing a moray which he loved to much that he is said to have wept when the animal passed away. On the same farm, Antonia, the wife of Drusus, decorated her favorite moray with ear-rings. The creature was so famous that people flocked to Baculo just to see it."
Pliny also documents that Vitellius, a Roman Emperor who reigned from 2 January 69 to 22 December of the same year, once ate a dish of parrot livers, peacock brains, flamingo tongues and the spleens of moray eels. It seems this sort of exotica was more the luxury of patrician classes (think of it as Roman caviar, though I'm sure they quaffed buckets of caviar too.) But typical Roman citizen meals were a bit more rustic.

In Ilaria Gozzini Giacosa's A Taste of Ancient Rome, the author provides examples of more vulgar fare:

Moray Eel with Vinegar Sauce
2 lbs moray eel, cleaned and sliced
1 tsp honey
2 Tbs. vinegar
1 Tbs. wine
2 Tbs. garum
1 Tbs. olive oil
2 Tbs. pepper and mixed aromatic herbs
1 tsp. wheat flour

The eel may be fried, but as it is a rather oily fish you may prefer to roast it in a hot oven. Mix remaining ingredients and serve with eel.

Garum, a very popular pungent Roman fish sauce used as a condiment, may have also benefited from moray in some preparations. The Romans fermented a fatty fish (typically anchovies though moray is mentioned in some sources) in brine and added other flavorings to make the garum. Before you turn your nose up in disgust, what exactly do you think is in that bottle of Worcestershire sauce you shake into a Bloody Mary or on a rare steak? Roman fish sauce is not as odd as it sounds.

Perhaps you're looking for a more delicate and complex sauce than garum to serve over freshly roasted moray? Then check out Empire of Pleasures: Luxury and Indulgence in the Roman World by Andrew Dalby. Dalby has uncovered "the perfect sauce for moray eel" as first documented in Satires II by Horace c. 30 BC,
his mixtum ius est: oleo, quod prima Venafri
pressit cella; garo de sucis piscis Hiberi;
vino quinquenni, verum citra mare nato,
dum coquitur (cocto Chium sic convenit, ut non
hoc magis ullum aliud); pipere albo, non sine aceto,
quod Methymnaeam vitio mutaverit uvam.
erucas viridis, inulas ego primus amaras
monstravi incoquere. inlutos Curtillus echinos,
ut melius muria quod testa marina remittat.
Translated by Dalby as,
This is my sauce for moray: Venafran oil of the first pressing; Spanish fish sauce; five year old Italian wine to be added during the cooking (if adding after, Chian will do better than any other), white pepper, and vinegar from the vineyards of Methymna. My own innovation is to add green rocket and bitter elecampane. Curtillus uses sea-urchins, not cleaned, because their own liquor is better than any brine.
Lest you think moray meals waned with the fall of the Roman Empire, think again.

Some sources indicate that King Henry I of England (1068-1135) allegedly died in Normandy after eating moray eel. Other sources say that he succumbed after eating "a surfeit of lampreys" (of which he was excessively fond). I'm willing to believe both taxa are plausible last meals given their range.

According to Mellita Adamson in Food in Medieval Times, Moray eels appear once again in the 15th century writings of Catalan-cuisine trained cook Mestre Robert, also known as Rupert de Nola. Little is known about this character, but he is famous for his "Libre del Coche," a Mediterranean cookbook combining Catalan, Italian, French, and Arab influences.

Inside, we find recipes (translated by Lady Brighid ni Chiarain) that would make Ferran AdriĆ  look like a dilettante:

MORENA EN PAN (Moray eel in crust)
If the moray eel should be alive, take care that it does not bite you because its bite is poisonous; and it being alive, flog it well, because the fish bones all descend to the tail; and then scald it just like the conger eel, neither more nor less; and then wash it well with cold water and cut it into pieces; and take your spices: ginger, a little galingale, and salt, and all this should be well-ground and cast upon the cut-up moray; and make the empanadas; and cast a little oil inside and cover them, and let them go to cook in the oven. And being cooked, cast on a little orange juice.

MORENA EN CAZUELA (Moray eel in casserole)

Prepare the moray eel just like the conger eel; and cut it into pieces; and cut off the tail, because the fish bones always descend to the tail; and then take the spices which are necessary, and all the good herbs finely shredded or cut, and salt, and almonds, and raisins, and pine nuts; and let all this go into the casserole with a little oil; and the almonds should be scalded; and let it go to the oven to cook.

MORENA EN PARRILLAS (Moray eel on the grill)
Scald the moray eel just like the conger eel; and if it is alive, flog it vigorously because all the fish bones will descend to the tail; and if you want to fool your companion, give him the tail to eat; and then remove the head, and cut it into pieces as large as a palm; and then grease the grill with oil. And set the moray to roast; and frequently grease it well with oil. And there are also many who grease it with garlic and oil. But each one cooks it according to his appetite. Because there are many lords who do not eat garlic and oil, and others who do eat it. And returning to the topic of making the thin sauce which is customarily made for roasted foods, which is orange juice, and ginger, and oil, and a little water. And put all this into a little pot with salt, and all the good herbs cut small; and when they want to eat, put the food on the plate; and cast your sauce on top.

They just don't write cookbooks like this anymore!

Which brings us back to the present and full circle as morays appear in local fish markets worldwide. Much favored and sought after through the ages by princes and peasants alike. Call me moray obsessive. Call me an admirer of odd culinary history. Just don't call me late for dinner!

Pass the garum!