
I'm once again sitting in the Bush International Airport in Houston, on my way to the island of Bonaire for a week of conservation programs there and (of course) a shitload of diving. Since I've received several queries from readers wondering whether or not I summoned the cajones and actually went through with the much hyped
Pelagic Magic Black Water Night Dive while I was in Kona a few weeks ago, I figure this is a good time to provide answers to the curious.
Readers will recall that I was at once fascinated and repelled by the notion of dangling in deep, ink-black water in the middle of nowhere waiting for something, anything, to swim or drift into the paltry beam of my dive light. My highly unscientific poll of readers indicated overwhelming agreement that, risky or not, I should go on the dive.
Before even getting to Kona, I did a little research with dive shop owners on Maui who had themselves braved the dive. One diver/owner was literally giddy in relaying her experiences. She showed me image after image on her laptop of blurry, yet colorful, globs of translucent jelly and refracted light that rose from the depths attracted to her lights. Did anything make her feel ill at ease? Nope, she responded that she was too excited to be worried. In fact she apparently didn't even bat an eye when a huge Marlin began circling the clutch of divers! She said the bill alone of the massive fish was longer that any of the divers.
With reports like this, it's easy to get the adrenaline pumping. A Marlin? A freakin' Marlin?! And I get to be in the water with it? Sign me up!
On the flight from Maui to Kona, Liz (CORAL Hawaii Field Manager) and I were all set to sign up! The only tricky thing was the timing. We were in Kona to participate in the US Coral Reef Task Force Meeting, not to have a dive holiday. If you think that business at these meetings is conducted only during plenary sessions, you'd be wrong. Like any meeting, the real business (discussions, agreements, negotiations, and bartering) takes place in hallways, over coffee, over beers, in elevators, or in impromptu sidebars. While we were in Kona for a week, most of that time was already filled.
To participate in the night dive, we would need to be at the dock no later than 5PM for the required dive briefing. One of the boat captains at Jacks Diving Locker who leads the Pelagic Magic dives told me that he gives the first of two dive briefings at the dock before any passengers even step foot aboard the boat. As he explained, while the dive safety briefing is standard right before entering the water, he has learned that giving everyone an explicit, unexpurgated overview of what to expect before boarding can save people the cost and time of a long cruise out to the dive site only to bale-out at the last second.
And what should people expect? First and foremost, this is no gentle harbor cruise. The Black Water Night Dive locations are out in the open ocean with no wave protection. Big rolling swell is common. By late in the day, the trade winds pick-up considerably in Hawaii and the sea surface is choppy and rough. Once the boat gets to the general area and starts to drift, it's subject to full-on port-to-starboard rocking that has even well-seasoned captains and staff tasting bile and scrambling for
Saltines.
[By now, I know those
Deep Sea News boys are laughing their sea-worthy asses off at the woosie coral reef ecologist who can't handle a little chop. I'm secure in my woosie-dom though, and if this means I can't earn my Steve Zissou red beanie then so be it.]
But the briefing isn't just a scare tactic. It's a reality check. And I was also assured that the briefing describes the vereitable wonders that participants would see. And just so it's clear that you don't need to be a chest-thumping, y-chromosome type to enjoy this experience, I was told of a recent trip where a 12 year-old girl eagerly dove right in to the abyss once the boat shut down the engines while grown men were still cowering on deck. There was talk of making the girl the unofficial poster child for the night dive in future ads.
Allow me to say right now that peer pressure has never worked on me. Whether delivered by my peers, seniors, or even 12 year-olds, peer pressure has never been an effective behavioral modifier. I need to want to do something. So while I was delighted to hear that 12 year-olds can handle the dive, I was only concerned about this 44 year-old. And besides, I no longer had visions of curious sharks as the scary part of the dive. I was more concerned with epic dry heaves and puking into my regulator.
A little tangential back-story would help here. About 2 years ago, Liz and I both participated in a different night dive while visiting Kona. We had heard about the famous Manta Night Dive and were psyched to see for ourselves. For those of you who may not have heard of this dive, it takes you to a small cove along the northern Kona coast just after sunset. This location is unique in that swarms of zooplankton are concentrated in the cove and have attracted hungry Manta rays that swoop into the cove to filter feed on the planktonic soup. Divers allegedly discovered this natural feeding station and have been gathering nightly in the summer to watch the show. Of course dive lights now attract even more zooplankton, which means even more Manta.
Liz and I had a blast watching these massive cartilaginous fish perform barrel rolls and soar just inches from our faces. It was amazing. Except there's an odd thing that happens during night dives. With no horizon or point of reference, all I found myself doing was following the looping Manta's that glided into and out of our light beams. After about 40 minutes of this, I was utterly dizzy and nauseated. I began swimming back to the boat, with now pesky Manta's blocking my egress as they followed the light I was carrying. What was just a few moments before an exquisite underwater ballet now turned into a clusterfuck. "Get out of my way! Damn Mantas," was all I could think. Before I even got to the boat, I added my own stomach contents to the plankton soup. I'm sure the Mantas didn't mind.
As Liz can attest, I spent the remainder of the ride home, the walk to the hotel, and that evening in dry heave hell. I believe I
ralphed on the grill of the rental car too. I have a fatal flaw in my genome: I'm a marine ecologist who gets violently sea sick.
But back to the original story.
In looking at our schedule for the US Coral Reef Task Force meeting, we had only one window of opportunity for the Pelagic Magic Black Water Night Dive. We both flew home on Friday. That means no diving is possible on Thursday. After diving with compressed air, you need one day before going to altitudes greater than 2000 feet to allow any residual nitrogen in your bloodstream to dissipate. Otherwise, the change in altitude while flying can cause all sorts of painful (or deadly) problems. So as it was already Tuesday, our only option would be Wednesday.
And here's where I have to admit, to my (and no doubt your) disappointment, I chickened-out on the dive for this trip. Why? Call it the remaining fear of the unknown. Call it the professional hesitation at not wanting to spend a business meeting clutching porcelain for a night. Call it not wanting to do it alone without psychological support (Liz' travel plans changed and she left sooner than anticipated making her decompression day one day earlier).
So yes, after all the drama and build up, I passed. But, I have an offer from Teri Leicher, owner of Jacks Diving Locker and home of Pelagic Magic Black Water Night Dives to do the dive "on the house." I'll take you up on that, Teri, next visit. Third attempt is the charm. And I promise the blogosphere pictures to prove it. Now all I need is industrial-strength
Dramamine.