That's A Moray Monday

After leaving Bonaire, it was a night in Montego Bay, Jamaica, and then another night in Los Angeles before finally getting home. I'm pooped. And my weary brain isn't coherent enough to whip-up a quality Moray Monday. So, it's time for a little improvisation.

Flotsam and Jetsum
Littlemermaidia baddus

Though typically solitary creatures, this species of moray is always seen in pairs. They have been described from only two known individuals, identical in every respect with the exception of opposite eye coloration. This moray species inhabits depths in excess of 30 meters, finding shelter within slowly decaying sea monster carcasses. Quite atypical for the moray family, the species appears to prefer the company of chubby, aging, diva-esque, sociopathic sea witches. It would appear that this moray species is particularly susceptible to coercion by such nefarious personalities and are resultantly prone to do their bidding as willing minion.

These moray are particularly dangerous to merfolk and have been known to lead multitudes of mermaids and mermen to miserable lives, trapped under the spells of a sea witch. While incidents with humans are unreported, extreme caution is warranted.

Since initial taxonomic description in 1989, no further verified sightings have been documented. Apocryphal sightings have been recorded in Orlando, Florida, and Anaheim, California, but these have been from young children and their accuracy is in question.