In what I can only assume is an 11th hour attempt to steal the nomination for "Utter Dick of All Time" mantle from former Vice President Cheney, Ken Starr successfully hit one out of the ballpark and shows he's right up there with the best of them in sheer dickishness.During yesterday's hearing by the California Supreme Court to consider overturning Prop 8, Justice Chin asked for Starr’s response to the argument that the purpose of an Equal Protection clause is to protect minorities.
Barely missing a beat, Starr--a white, male, heterosexual--stated that "Each of us is a minority – a minority of one".
Mr Starr, for the ability to utter those words without spontaneously bursting into flames from the blistering irony, we here at MBSL&S award you this month's Big Brass Balls.
1 comment:
But he's just so philosophophically deep!
He's saying that at a fundamental level, every person is an island suffering internal mental oppressions and bigotry equivalent to any bigotry experienced by "real" minorities.
(be sure to read the above in a thick and scathing sarcastic inner voice)
FYI: my wife and I both laughed out loud at the last paragraph. Hilarious! Love the photoshop.
Technically, shouldn't he realize how idiotic the statement is, while still speaking it, to be awarded Big Brass Balls? Or perhaps he does...in which case he should be awarded Big Brass Evil Balls.
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