Don't Make Him Bust Out His Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads

Dr Evil David Shiffman, one-half of Southern Fried Science blog and he of boundless shark conservation enthusiasm, has been working with other shark aficionados to protest The Discovery Channel's portrayal of sharks in their now famous “Shark Week” series.

According to David and other shark bloggers, rather than dispel stereotypes, The Discovery Channel continues to falsely portray sharks as violent and dangerous, showcasing shark behavior in what is now being called “shark porn”.

Since David has schools of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads is such a charming guy, he threatened convinced The Discovery Channel Senior Science Editor and Executive Producer Paul Gasek to answer reader questions and respond to their concerns on Southern Fried Science.

So head over to Southern Fried Science and submit one-billion dollars your question to The Discovery Channel in the “comments” section. The Discovery Channel can only respond to 10 questions, so make yours a good one.

Now call off the frickin' sharks, David! I've done your bidding.